Housewives Demand Government Pass the Bill on TV Remote Control Custody, Hazard Pay and Minimum Wage
Klang, Malaysia – Yesterday, a group of housewives gathered here and rallied behind their self-elected president-for-life, Molly Mok, who are demanding the government to pass the bill on TV remote control custody, hazard pay and minimum wage for housewives of this nation. For decades housewives of this nation have been domestically tame and experts say TV shows like America Next Top Husband and Pimp My Wardrobe have awaken the me-me DNA in them.
Our informant has alerted us on this forthcoming political upheaval and provided us with this exclusive. What started out as a routine gossips mongering and friendly debate on local hypermarkets’ toilet paper prices among gossips extraordinaire Molly Mok, discount negotiator Meriam Jantan, marital guru Wineeta Thilagawati Friedrich (in short WTF) and self-taught gourmet specialist Annie Kok several days ago, Have grown in numbers after the re-run of popular Mexican soap opera, Te Amor, has ended.
The government has alerted the local police force to monitor this political rally to ensure that no man (single or married or “in a relationship but it is complicated”) is harm by these apron wearing protestors. In an interview earlier today, the local police force spoke person said “If things got ugly yesterday, we will have to execute OPS Shopping Carnival and may God help us. At least the crowd will disperse amidst the hysterical frenzy”
These protestors consist of disgruntled housewives from all walks of life and we do not know how many husbands taken for granted home cook dinner were sacrificed in the process. But we do know that there will be long queues of men buying take-away dinners. As long as these matters remain unresolved, the dinner table will remains as a no-fly-zone for their husband. We should ask ourselves how many more frozen dinner the husbands of this nation have to defrost or how many more sales carnival can we throw at this mob before we come to a compromise or solution. It feels like it was only yesterday when the housewives of this nation discovered supplementary credit cards.
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